Random Fact no. 1

Sometimes when I sleep I twitch

Random facts like these intrigue people. Especially myself. I like to twitch. It's invigorating. Whats your dysfunction? Mind you, I also have tourettes. When I sneeze I always swear afterwards, I can't tell you why.. but it is quite funny in some situations.. awkward in others (apologies to the priest I bumped into whilst sneezing) .

Anyways, back to the real world, the here and now. Our government, the pricks, have put up the petrol price of 95 octane to R7.23 a litre. It's now cheaper to fill my damn car with coke. Or beer. Johnnie Walker is taking advantage of this for their new advertising campaign. They are clever. Obviously they are making use of their thinking gnomes that they keep in the basement of their distillery. These gnomes are special, cos they only drink a specific type of whiskey. Johnnie Walker makes this whiskey. Its called blue label. If anyone is feeling kind, drop me an email and I'll give you my address so you can post me a bottle. My gnome is thirsty.

Anyway, back to these random facts, every now and then I'll post a new fact about myself that randomly comes to mind, hopefully it wont get too personal. Otherwise you might think I'm wierd. 0_o