If you forward me chain mail, you will die
- posted on 19-August-2007
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As the title suggests, I'm not happy with the amount of chain mail I have been receiving in the past few weeks. To the people who send me this shit, I have one message. Are you that fucking stupid or just web-retarded?I mean really. How the fuck is forwarding an email to people gonna donate ten cents to the poor little cunt who has half a brain and needs a penis transplant to live a happy life?
Think about this, how are they ever gonna track the email? Are you CC'ing someone on it? NO! WAKE UP! You're just overloading mailboxes and waisting my fucking time cos I have to read this heart throbbing shit and then delete it. Time is money. Not to mention the threatening little ending after each email.
"If you don't forward this on to 10 people you will have bad luck for 7 years..yadayadayada" - WELL FUCK YOU TOO. I don't give a shit, let the little cunt die. I hope you rot in hell for sending me crap. You're a stupid sheep. I hope you forward yourself into a grave.
Next time someone forwards me a chain mail, I will actively hunt you down and kill you with my bare hands. Please people, use some common sense.
To all the people I have offended (_o_) there you go.
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Posted by suki
on 19-August-2007
oh dave, you crack me up. i hate chain mail too, but i guess not so much i'd kill. tempted, but yeah ;)
oh dave, you crack me up. i hate chain mail too, but i guess not so much i'd kill. tempted, but yeah ;)
Posted by Gabe
on 6-September-2007
Great post!!!! I totally agree.
I'm sending this to all in my contact list.
Do you think is ok to make a Powerpoint version with puppies?
;oD
Great post!!!! I totally agree.
I'm sending this to all in my contact list.
Do you think is ok to make a Powerpoint version with puppies?
;oD


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