Dicks, cops and life

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

So I havent had much time for site interests as of late, been hecticly busy with college and trying to push to finish my course on time with a decent mark, so I apologise for the lack of posts and lack of information surrounding my where abouts.
As for bmonkey.za.net, I added a few security updates to my code and hopefully a bit of streamlining as well.

I wish everybody a great holiday and christmas just incase i dont get to post before then, happy new years aswell..
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