Batman Cruising for pregnancy

So according to peopledotaoldotcom Katie Holmes is pregnant. And not just pregnant like normal women get pregnant, but pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby.

The pure, innocent girl image is now gone, kaput!
Firstly who in their right mind marries someone who is 17 years their senior, especially if you're gonna have kids whose daddy will be on life support before they have even come of age..
Yea yea so you're all saying: "but its Tom Cruise!" but Tom Cruise or not, who trusts a man who leaves his wife (Nicole Kidman?!?) and two adopted children?

When Cruise and Holmes first hooked up I was like ... right. You'd think she'd go for Christian Bale (After all he is Batman). I know lately everyone's been having a go at Cruise for his little display on Oprah but now I think I deserve a turn. What a moron! :(

I think the only proper way to solve it is to put Batman against Ethan Hunt and whoever comes out on top, gets Ms. Holmes. Think about it, Batman would beat the living crap outta Ethan with his eyes closed! Plus we have to model in the "cool" factor. Batman is so much cooler than Ethan Hunt. Think about all the gadgets Batman has compared to the Hawk has. A cape that dramatically flutters in the wind and a mask with pointy little ears on top beats Hunt's "camera glasses" anyday.

So lets get back to the issue at hand. Katie Holmes is going to have Cruise's kid and is not even married, and Cruise will probably leave her for someone else because clearly he doesnt care about children or relationships.