Adopt an orphan?

Sadly on friday night some reckless driver happened to be driving up my road and killed one of my cats, Lindsay Lohan(named after a slut/bad actor/child whore). The crappy thing is that she had just given birth to 5 new born kittens who now have no mother. I'm busy hand feeding them with a friend every 4 hours and they seem to be adjusting to their tragic loss..

Problem being is that they will eventually need a home and I wont be able to keep them all.. I'd hate for them to end up in the SPCA, because then it would just be like sending them to death anyway.. If anyone here in South Africa, preferably Gauteng would like a kitten, free of charge, please contact me!
I'll be posting some pics of them here in a short while, hopefully tomorrow!

Apart from feeding kittens every four hours I'm still slaving away at this college crap, thank god its ending soon! As for the social side of life, been hitting the casino a bit and watching some free shows and having myself a bit of a gamble/drink with friends.. All in all not bad! I cant wait for Christmas and New Years, always great excuses to have one to many :D

I quite enjoyed this joke, hope you will too..

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging! his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost".